Monday, October 3, 2011

9th week in Oklahoma

so hows the fam? this is payton just so you know. o wait no this is elder clements. i think i have a split personality. when im doing the work I'm elder clements and im all spiritual and everything i do is guided by the holy ghost. i love every one i come in contact with, and the Gospel is number one. then theres Payton he is the guy you used to know he is crazy and funny a little awkward, but sweet. so i keep switching between the two. i dont know which one i like more. we ate at this family's house and they have like 6 R.M.s in the family. so they are like just telling us about life after the mission. so there is this thing called mission humor. where the things we laugh about are just really from the Scriptures or from what some on from the church says. its not dirty at all and just plain humor. we all laugh at the house about it. and we think were so funny. but then we went to this one house and no one was laughing. but us as as district.(all four of us that live together) were laughing our heads off. so when i get home nothing will make sense any more.
so this week has gone by so slow. everything is just not going so well. first off on Monday the basket ball court was closed so everybody was pissed off. i liked it because i dont like B-Ball. so we played beach volleyball. i thought it was a blast but all the other elders went to happy the rest of the day. then we had this awesome (GOLDEN) investigator that we have been teaching for like 2 weeks. just up and left the face of the earth. we don't know were she went. whats her phone number. her address anything. so hopefully she will just show up one day. like we went to her house and sone guy awnsered the door and sayed o she moved out yesterday. and he wasn't very willing to give us any information that he had. we had LTM (leadership training meeting) but i wasn't invited so i had to go on exchanges with a guy named elder Jacobs. for two days. he is a little crazy. the way i would describe him is as a Hummer (car) big, loud, annoying, hard to get going, and a complainer when you push to hard. we didn't have a car so we had to bike. his area that he works in is huge! so we ended up biking 46 miles in 2 days. my legs are killing me peete.(name that movie) we had dinner with this guy and he was trained by chuck noris. in the art of being awesome! he has a wolf as a pet, a corvette as a car, swords hanging on the wall, 3rd rank black belt (ninja status) and he has a gun case with all kinds of the deadliest guns i have ever seen. he had a picture and signature of chuck noris on the wall and i got a paper cut just looking at it.
well me and elder curtis get along pretty good. its had to be with some one 24/7 so even if we were like a perfect match for each other (not like that) we would still fight. but this is cake and ice cream compared with last transfer. speaking of cake and ice cream. we eat so much dessert here its not even funny. like we Had brownies ice cream and cake and donuts yesterday. i feal so fat and unhealthy. we are still exercising and doing lots of work but still.
IM in love with conference now! it was the best conference i have ever seen. i paid attention the who time and took notes. and i got so much revelation. im on this crazy cool awsome fantastic spiritual high. i cant even hold it in. it was like a spiritual punch to the face. i loved all the talks, the one about the book of mormon and how he did the dot thing. O BABY i loved it. its like what we talk about everyday as missionarys. i was like fist pump. this guy is legit. o and lauren that one talk about geniology and how its for the younger generation i was thinking about you the whole time. and how your Patriarchal blessing says that kind of stuff. and courtney and zack that talk about having kids and the one about rasing your daughter. im like wow this is for our family! i cant wait for it to come out in the ensign.
i didn't get a package yet. or grandmas letter so hopefully it will come today. i will be sure to write you guys and send you some pics. o nana thanks for that hat i was doing some lawn mowing for an investigator and that hat helped so much i love it! the calender is cool to were did you find that at? any way thanks for writing me the work goes a whole lot smoother when you get letters. and packages.
that's cool that tabie and malorie got engaged I'm so excited for them. are you doing there pictures mom? if so you should send me some. the time here is just flying by i have to write in my journal just so i can remeber it all. it just seems like last week i was leaving for the mtc.
I'm learning to play the Uke (ukulele) i cant spell. elder forsyth and elder soto are teaching me. you cant have a guitar here so i have to do something. its so easy to write songs with that thing. here one that we made up.
Lara-a-a-a why cant you just write me a letter because life would be so easy stop your joking and your teasing come on girl you can write me a letter. i didnt get a letter today, i feel like my life is slipping away but from the lord above i though this was true love but i guess not because you aint writing me a letter.
how mad would you be if i bought one for myself?
well any way i love you all so very much
choose the sprite when a coke is placed before you.
love your favorite missionary and you loving son, brother, grandson, friend.
ELDER PAYTON CLEMENTS 

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