10th week

waz up!

so yea your letters are great. i got the package. i loved the cds and the cd player . and that mac and cheese. o i forgot how good it was. on the cds you put the same song on there 3 times on each CD. kind of silly. o do you have the musical group eclips on the computer? if so you should send me some of that. and like the voice mail cd. but not right now latter. i printed off a couple of pictures to send to you guys so hopefully i remember to send them soon. i will buy a padded envelop so don't worry. any way this week has been good. lots of just idk different stuff. like we had exchanges twice this week. once with elder philips and another with elder soto. they are both Spanish speaking elders. it makes me jealous. but what ever. there teaching me a little just simple phrases and words. so after email on Monday we played basket ball. and i drew a picture of captin moroni. its sick! i will haft to send it home. i like the ward here its so great. they feed us every night and are always willing to help us out with the work. like this lady asked us what kind of food we needed. and we just said milk and some cereal. and she went out and bought us $200 worth of food! wow that was nice of her. we made a thank you card and but a bunch of missionary coupons in it. (like 1 free lawn mow) it was fun to make and i think she will really enjoy it. and this other lady hooked us up so hard, she gave us gym passes for anytime fitness! so we can go in what ever time we want. aww that's awesome.any way so we got this referral from church headquarters. and this lady wanted a book of mormon. so we look up her address and she is our next door neighbor. so we went over with a bom . and we started teaching her. and she accepted everything we said. and she was like this feels so right. and she said its like remembering. like she has herd it before. witch is fricken sick!!!!! so we were baring our testimonies and we were all just over come by the spirit. it was crazy good. so we set up a return appointment for Saturday. then we went and visited her again.(this is were it gets crazy) so she invited us in and we were just asking her about her day and stuff. and this other girl walks in the room. and was like hi Honey. and they start KISSING! I'm like what the fetch face is going on! there lesbians :( . so we teach them a lesson they still like our church and so now i dont know what to do. its going to be crazy teaching them the law of Chasity. I'm so scared. because there solid investigators. they want to be baptized and they came to church. so idk this is just to nuts for me. were going to have to do allot of praying and stuff.

so this is nuts. i was doing some personal study. and i was reading the ensign. and its about the book of mormon. it was so great. any way so i was studding my guts out. and then when i was finished i went to get a drink of water. i stood up and stretched then the next thing i remember i was on the ground. my face and neck hurt. and there was blood on my hands. im like what the heck just happened. and elder curtis was just standing over me asking me is i was ok. he said i just looked at him and my eyes rolled in the back of my head and i just passed out. then i hit my head on the ground and rolled over and started shaking and twitching. this went on for about 10 seconds then i sat up and asked what the heck is going on? it was the dumbest thing thats ever happend. so now i got a couple of bruises and scape's on my face. I'm so pissed off. I'm mean who does that? really? hopefully that doesnt happen again. i feel like king lamoni and just was over come with the spirit. people say i begin to stinkith but i say i doth not stink. jk any way im going to see a doc today and see if anything is wrong.

well life sounds great back home. Lauren just remember who you are and what you stand for. dont change for your friends. change because you want to. and if you do change, change for the better. i love you so much your the greatest little sister a missionary could ask for. courtney i love you too. keep up the good work. i could see you being general relief society president in the near future. you inpire me to always be a good obedient missionary. i love you so much. your the greatest older sister i could ask for. i hate to admit it but your better than me. (oww o wow stab in the heart JK)

mom and dad i love you guys so much your the best parents i know! just like listing to the other missionary's talk about there home life im like wow i got the best parents ever! what ever your secret is you need to share it with more people. like wright a book or something. because your kids are the bomb! i love you guys with all my heart hope to die stick a pin in my eye. kind of love keep on with that duck hunt dad. dont get to stressed out. there just ducks. just remember what bobby micfaren said. cus when you worry your face will frown, and that will bring every body down so don't worry, be happy.

love you all

Elder Payton Clements.