whats up crazy cats
so life is good. just one big Gospel principles class on the move. hows the dogs and chuck? is snuggles dead yet jkjk.so things are ok here. not much is going on. just lots and lots of trackting. and people down here hate the missionarys. we get more door slams than anything. and the people that dont door slam want to bash. im geting pretty good at the whole my religion is better than yours game. just kidding. but seriously people take classes on how to yell at Mormons i swear. because you should here some of these folks. they know there bible inside and out. and you better know yours or you get screwed. elder cutis is very good at bashing. its like his favorite activity. and i know you should never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever bible bash! and if you do win. so yea thats really it.
ok so i went to the doctor. and he said no big deal. dont worry about it. unless it happens again then i should get like a brain scan and all kind of crap. i could have goten a slight concussions but again nothing to fret about. he said i just probably got light headed. and just fell. but if it happens again than i could have like a brain tumor and all kinds of just no good stuff so lets just pray it doesn't happen again.
so yea i bought a uke. its so sweet! i love the tune of it. and you cant play hard core music because its just so soft and island sounding. the actual uke was $110 so not to bad but the case and the book and was $60. i know i shouldn't spend money but i figured this will bring the spirit into lessons and just around the house. we cant have guitars on the mission so everybody that played guitar back home gets a uke so they have something to play. so like half the mission knows how to play a little. i learning pretty fast i can play most primary songs. my favorite is army's of helaman. and then come thou fount. i also learned how to play hotel California, my love is like a mango, happy (never shout never), banana pancakes, better together, and im yours. we take it to dinner appointments and play army's of helaman and an extra verses that like thank you for the food, its funny and people laugh and clap.
so yea the lesbians. every thing is going well (so far) with them. we havent taught them the law of chastity yet. and im scared spitless. we have this special book that teaches it and stuff. its called god loves everyone. so im going to study that up. we taught them the restoration and some more about the book of mormon. they came to church and stuff. and there bolth reading like crazy. there so excited about the gospel they visit Mormon. org and stuff and they watch all the videos on there. so thats good. but it sucks at the same time because they love each other and have been "married" for like 2 years. they want to get baptized but we haven set a date with them yet. hope fully they love the Gospel more than each other. dang that is hard to say.
well yea so elder forsythe is going home in like a week and a half.(my roommate) he is so trunky he is packing all this crap up. you really get a lot of useless junk on your mission. and you cant take it all home so you just give it away. so i got some cool stuff from him. like this world war 2 poster, a hat, some speakers for my ipod, a electric shaver and some other usless crap that i will propably end up giving away.
so zack is going on his mission that so sick! i love you zak your the man. if your reading this remember that the mtc is what ever you make it. i could be the worst 3-6 weeks of your mission or the best. the first day your going to be scared and like this is so overwhelming. and that night you going to be like this is a mistake what did i get myself into. but just keep it on keep it on. dont drink the Orange Juice. (i will clean you out so fast) and play four square at least once or twice. look for hidden stuff (narnia holes) and save your money on your card and buy something good at the book store. zak if your reading this wright me a letter and tell me all that you got and stuff and i will tell you what your really need and things that would make your mission and mtc a whole lot better.
so dad your letters are so funny i can totally tell its you. your just funny about your fishing stories. dont get me wrong i love them! but its just funny. hows the duck hunt. surprisingly i miss hunting. i always liked it but i never thought i would miss it like this. o it was funny so the washer was going like at 5 in the morning. (elder soto that early bird) any way so i thought i herd shots going off. and im like o its just the duck hunt. and then i sat up and forgot were i was and forgot i was on a mission. and it was just a bad situation all around. it made me really home sick for like an hour. but its ok im over it.
lauren your funny to. you boy crazy pumped full of hormones teenager. its ok i was the same way. No not like that you sick o! i like girls! freak i thought i knew you better than that. jk any way. i know he could be dreamy and all that and a bag of chips. if he likes alyson let him go for it. because he might say other wise but right now you and other girls are just a number to them. they might really care about you at the time but after your just a number. im saying this from elder curtis. he agrees. he says yea i like girls that are open and free and what not. but you should not be like that. dont worry about guys yet. if they don't wave at you dont worry about it. you will have plenty of time to get your heart riped out. just ask courney about jared.
courtney and zack thanks for writing me. your letters don't have to be long. i like them when they are. but its the thought that counts. i hope you feel better courtney. you guys should send me some pictures of your house and stuff. i love you guys. o yes we have member with us at like every appointment we have. so dont worry about that. the people hear are so willing to help out. so we have like 10 member presents a week. how was it like in Madagascar? what were the wards like or were they branches? were ther lots of inactives? and were they willing to let you guys in the house. how many B of Ms did you give away a week? and did you do alot of tracking. did you work with the bishop alot? any way love you guys with all my heart good luck with school and married life. and do you have any tips on living with some one? and how to get along with some one your with 24/7.
mom your the best mom a guy can ask for. just keep up the good work. dont worry about babys.(the kittens) im sure they got it. it will be a good experience for them to have pets and stuff. o and Oklahoma would make you so sad in some areas. there are just baby kittens everywere. just crying and skinny and dirty. im breaks my heart. i want to save them all. but i cant even save one.(we cant have pets) so yea thanks mom for writing me and for rasing such a great young man. i think i turned out awsome. im like the coolest person i know. this girl called me a hippster. (some one that's cool but doesn't try to be cool) like naturally cool person. any way i miss going to costa with you. yea the food was good but the time spent with you was even better.(aww)
LOve you all so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elder payton Clements.
o here is a new acronym for you
milk
M. member
I. I'd
L. like to
K. kiss
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